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Ad: Not related so much to this post (but I think you'd look great as Mr. Clean (though your language would still be filthy)), but scientists in Europe are gettign ready to fire up this super collider thing tomorrow morning. There is great concern it could generate a black hole and suck up the entire earth.
If THAT's not a reason to have 3-4 G&Ts tonight, what is??
No need to dye your eyebrows. The best way to come up with "costume" white eyebrows (as for Santa?) is with white shoe polish and a tiny little brush (Or an old toothbrush. Makes 'em thicker and whiter than any kind of dye job could ever do.
You'll make a wonderful Mr. Clean!
Drinking less should enable you to drink better gin. Opt for that. It's sad how you claim not to like Hendricks with the rose petals and cucumber anymore.
Ad's replies:
To Scott: ACCKKKKKK! I will start worrying about this IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!
To Anonymous at 4:42: Great idea with the shoe polish. Can toothpaste work in a pinch? Thanks.
To Anonymous at 5:15: I want everyone to know that I am VERY picky about the gin I drink. My favorite is Tanqueray, and I do like Hendricks, but I remember it being too smooth. I prefer a gin that is rougher, more steel-wool-like in character; that's why I don't like the ubiquitous Bombay Sapphire. But Hendricks does have that nice aroma...hmmmm. The only problem is that it has become too mainstream, and you know how I resist those things that are too mainstream....
Hmmm, what to do?
Make my own 'shine?
And My GOSH!! How can I admit to liking a gin infused with rose petals when I'm getting ready to tour with a book called MAN OF THE HOSUE?!?!?!?
Whoops: That's MAN OF THE HOUSE, obviously.
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