“The ramblings and grumblings of author Ad Hudler”

But what would his momma say?
Monday, December 15, 2008

Spotted in a parking lot in Fort Myers, Florida: an immense monster truck with wheels so big the doors were nearly five feet from the ground ... and in the rear windshield, a sign:

"Jack 'em up, boys.
Fat bitches can't jump.
ADDED LATER: Some readers were confused by this. Let me elaborate: The man obviously doesn' t like overweight women ... and he's saying you can keep such women from getting into your truck by jackin' it up high.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get it.

December 15, 2008 at 7:33 AM  
Blogger Ad Hudler said...

Meaning the reason you want your truck so high off the ground is so the so-called "fat bitches" can't get inside. I guess the guy doesn't like overweight women.

December 15, 2008 at 9:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, the consummate Floridian male!

December 16, 2008 at 7:31 AM  
Blogger Ad Hudler said...

I dare say these boys exist in just about every state out there.....but we do seem to have a larger-than-normal percentage of them.

December 16, 2008 at 2:10 PM  
Blogger Wendy said...

Obviously he is not familiar with Southern-bred "fat bitches". :) I'd love to see that guy tossed into a mud pit with a couple of redneck women after the monster truck rally and see who comes out alive. Hee hee.

December 17, 2008 at 12:16 AM  
Blogger Ad Hudler said...

Yeah! And, frankly, I'm guessing this guy's love life is close to zilch...dontcha think?

December 17, 2008 at 7:53 AM  

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