“The ramblings and grumblings of author Ad Hudler”

Tattoos and Disney princesses
Tuesday, January 27, 2009

We've been re-watching old Disney movies in our house lately, which prompted us to ask: Of all the modern-day Disney heroines, which one of them would be most likely to get a tattoo? (...though Pocahontas already has one, my daughter pointed out.) ... So let's focus specifically on those tattoos that women get just above the crack of their butts. Some people call them tramp stamps. Others call them butt caps. They're hard to miss; you can see these peeking out from the rear waistline of the pants. They're very common among young mommies who were not raised with National Public Radio.

Honestly, I think Ariel from The Little Mermaid would be the most likely to get a tramp stamp. I've never been a fan of hers. She's dumber than Jasmine (Aladdin) and Belle (Beauty and the Beast). She's not happy with her own disposition EVEN THOUGH SHE'S A FREAKIN' PRINCESS! She wants everything she doesn't have, including LEGS! She also defies her father all the time. And, let's face it, there's just something slutty and centerfoldish about her.

Now, then ... a tramp stamp for Ariel....what would she choose?
Hmmmm. An eel? A starfish? A very-stylized "H2O"? That would be kinda funny.


Blogger chrisgraves said...

While I like the H2O ... I would think something pirate-y. Arrrrg matey.

January 27, 2009 at 8:13 AM  
Blogger Ad Hudler said...

from a smart reader who replied via facebook:

"A butterfly. No imagination. Wings. Fluttering freedom. Small and can be hidden from daddy. And she'd pick just two colors...she is on an allowance afterall."

January 27, 2009 at 11:05 AM  

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