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More thoughts on blow-up dolls
Friday, February 6, 2009

Okay, more on the developing story I told you about yesterday: the man arrested for having sex with his blow-up dolls in the Publix parking lot.

First of all, here's a pix of one of the victims.

Apparently, he had stopped to buy them clothes at a nearby Target. Yes, this is what he told police while standing there in his shorts (no underwear) that had a "large hole" in the front.
Said the police officer in his report: "After my investigation it was determined that Bartusek's actions were corrupting the public's morals and outraged the sense of public decency." ... Indeed.

The shorts were confiscated; the man was given a gown to wear. I'm just wondering where they got the gown. Did someone run into Target? Do police carry these sorts things in the trunks of their cop cars? And, if so, what else is in there? I mean, I never really thought much about it, but they'd have to carry things for just about every type of situation/emergency, wouldn't they? So a cop car is kind of like a bigger version of mom's purse: "Oh, I've got something in here that'll take care of that."

Another thought: I'm a little worried about the safety of our inflatable victims. They'll be taken to some evidence cage for safekeeping ... and Lord knows what'll happen to them there. If you were the lonely overnight watchman ... what would you do?
Perish the thought! Someone call a victim's advocate.


7 Comments:

Anonymous Josephine said...

I'm not trying to be unkind to the blow up doll, but considering her "purpose" in life you would think she'd would have more than an "A" cup. Just a thought.

February 6, 2009 at 8:21 AM  
Blogger Ad Hudler said...

So I take it that means you're a "boob woman," right?

February 6, 2009 at 9:24 AM  
Anonymous Scott said...

Wow! Cannot believe all I've missed, being "off" the blog for a while doing Mock-Trialy things. Now I know about Blow-up doll ("BUD") etiquette, how not to hurt a BUD's feelings, that law enforcement officers carry around gowns in their cruisers, that Pocahontas has a tramp stamp and, most importantly, that Ad shook the hand of the Governor of New York after urinating in a diaper. Ad, I hope you don't mind if I never shake your hand again.

P.S. I ALWAYS finish a book, hoping, as another contributor wrote, that the last 50 pages will redeem the whole thing. Hasn't happened yet, though.

February 6, 2009 at 9:42 AM  
Blogger Ad Hudler said...

For the record, Scott, Pocahontas does not have a tramp stamp; rather, her tattoo is a tasteful ring of leaves around her upper arm.

February 6, 2009 at 10:28 AM  
Anonymous Josephine said...

I don't know if I'm a boob woman, but as a person that cannot help but notice everything I did see that her boobs are small compared to her arms. If she were a breathing individual life her body would be described as (quoting my 18-year old here) UNFORTUNATE.

February 6, 2009 at 11:33 AM  
Blogger Ad Hudler said...

Josephine: LOL! Kind of disproportionate, you're right....is that the right word?

Anyway, like Barbie's waist and head size...right?

February 6, 2009 at 11:57 AM  
Anonymous Josephine said...

I saw this yesterday and could not resist sending it. It makes Barbie look normal.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/bratz_dolls_may_give_young_girls

I'll stop now.

February 6, 2009 at 2:15 PM  

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