“The ramblings and grumblings of author Ad Hudler”

Life Lesson #427271RRE
Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Be careful when sorting the clean gym clothes after washing. Otherwise you will mistakenly wear your wife's much-smaller shorts for that two-mile run and end up with inner thighs the color of raspberries.

Home remedy for chafed skin, anyone?


Blogger geeky Heather said...

Grind up some oatmeal and make a paste with water.

Oh wait...you were serious, weren't you? ;)

June 17, 2009 at 11:39 AM  
Anonymous Scott said...

How is it possible that you couldn't notice you were wearing ladies shorts the moment you put them on? How could you walk to the front door without realizing you were wearing too-small shorts? How could you get to the end of the block before realizing the mistake? So many questions, Ad.

But be honest: you were wearing high heels and a crop top, too??

Remedy: Desitin baby rash ointment. It burns a bit when first applied, but is works the best.

June 17, 2009 at 12:58 PM  
Blogger Ad Hudler said...

Heather: I tried the oatmeal thing, but it didn't help much ;)

Scott: In my defense. We walk in the MORNING, when I'm not very awake. Also, my wife recently bought me six pair of the same shorts, all the same color, all the same brand. I had no idea she'd bought a few pair for herself as well. And ... when you fluctuate in size as I do you have days/weeks when those shorts fit just right and days when they squeeze you and make you feel ultra fat.
Also, I think I looked really cute in them.

June 17, 2009 at 1:19 PM  

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