“The ramblings and grumblings of author Ad Hudler”

Don't forget the toothpaste!
Wednesday, August 26, 2009

...as I did recently on a trip to Colorado. This was the complimentary packet of toothpaste from the front desk.

Honestly, it was like using mint-flavored KY jelly ... the exact same substance as our slick little friend. So identical was the texture that I had to read the fine print and make sure it didn't say something like, "Also can be used as a sexual lubricant."



2 Comments:

Blogger Papa Zook said...

It is a tribute to your skill as a writer just how much information you can convey in two small sentences ... possibly TOO MUCH information ;-)

August 26, 2009 at 9:58 AM  
Anonymous Erin said...

Wow... ew. Just... ew.

September 1, 2009 at 10:22 PM  

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