“The ramblings and grumblings of author Ad Hudler”

Ugly Betty is Scaring Me
Friday, September 25, 2009

I have had fitful sleep for the past three nights ... bad, anxiety-ridden dreams ... constant waking up. And I've been wondering why ...

My wife and I were on our morning wog (a walk interspersed with hopeful, periodic sprints) when I realized why:

Ugly Betty

We're renting all of season three and watching it late at night, before going to bed. And you need to know that Ad Hudler can handle NO SUSPENSE when it comes to television or movies. Seriously, I can't even watch reruns of "I Dream of Jeannie" because bad, embarrassing things always ALMOST happen. Batman movies? Forget it.

My wife and daughter laugh at my inability to handle suspense. Maybe it's because I'm a novelist, and I don't watch much TV, so I'm not accustomed to getting plot line thrown at me so FAST! And Ugly Betty is just ALWAYS GETTING INTO TROUBLE!

eeEEEEEEESSSHHHHHJ! arrrgghhhhhhhh!!!

At any rate, we've decided that we need to cut Ugly Betty off a little sooner and do some relaxation yoga before going to bed. That was my wife's idea.
I've got the nicest wife. Her name is Pretty Carol.


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