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A secret about guys ...
Friday, October 2, 2009

I've been watching this for years, and I've finally reached a conclusion about men and spitting. They only spit when they're feeling territorial. Men spit when they feel threatened by some other dude whom they feel is bigger, meaner and/or cooler. This does not include men who are chewing tobacco; chewing tobacco actually requires spitting. You read it here first.


2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wrong, wrong, you are so wrong!
The man with whom I walk in the mornings spits, on the average, 2 to 4 times per block. (Granted, we're not the fastest walkers in the world.) It's dark. No one can see him. There are no others around, save me.
When he's alone in the back yard, he spits almost as regularly.
I used to think he spat at passing ants or the occasional bug that flew by, but that assumption proved to hold no liquid.
Men spit . . . because they can.

Or possibly to drive their wives crazy.

October 2, 2009 at 3:11 PM  
Blogger Ad Hudler said...

Okay, then let me recast my thought: This is true for any guy under 30.

October 5, 2009 at 7:52 AM  

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