“The ramblings and grumblings of author Ad Hudler”

Scary Moment in the Men's Room
Tuesday, January 26, 2010

This just happened in the Columbus airport: I was standing at the urinal, doing my business, when a man walked up to the urinal next to me and, as he unbuckled his pants, asked, "So, are you excited?"

I was just about to tell him "no" when I noticed he had a bluetooth headset on his opposite ear.

Crisis averted.


4 Comments:

Anonymous Scott said...

Too funny. Reminds me of the commercial with the fellow talking on a phone to his buddy who just paid more money than he should have for some item. As he walks into the convenience store, he is telling his friend how he's being robbed. The store clerk proceeds to spray mace in his face.

Mace in the face. Funny.

January 28, 2010 at 5:20 PM  
Anonymous Larry C. said...

Perhaps you were exhibiting a "wide stance".

January 28, 2010 at 5:21 PM  
Blogger Ad Hudler said...

Larry: I don't get it.

January 29, 2010 at 12:45 PM  
Anonymous Scott said...

Ad:

I assume that "Larry" was referring to the incident involving the Senator from Washington who was caught making "gay soliciations" by waving his foot under the stall of the next person. His excuse was not that he was waving his foot intentionally, but that he had a wide-stance. So, by suggesting that you were exhibiting a wide stance . . . . oh, never mind.

February 1, 2010 at 3:22 PM  

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