“The ramblings and grumblings of author Ad Hudler”

Viagra ... from the farm
Monday, March 22, 2010

So I went into GNC and told them that the vitamin mix I had been using was making me very jumpy. I'd wanted the "sport pack" to supplement my hard workouts at the gym, but there were two pills in that pack that had caffeine and made me feel as if I wanted to crawl out of my skin.

"What else can I use?" I asked the clerk.
"How about this virility pack?" he asked.
"Do I need a virility pack?"
"I don't know -- do you?" he asked.
"Well, it sure couldn't hurt anything, could it?"
"A lot of guys like this," he said. "Go for it, dude."

So I bought the virility pack. And when I got home I looked at the fine print on the box. Here's the ingredient that caught my eye:

Horney Goat Weed Powder.

Here's what I found on the web: Horny Goat Weed, native to China, got it's name when a goat herder noticed that after his goats ate a certain weed they would become increasingly promiscous. This herb has not yet been thoroughly investigated, so little is known about the way Horny Goat Weed works. It has been used for over 2,000 years to not only increase sexual libido in both men & women and boost erectile function but also to lessen physical fatigue and treat discomforts brought on by menopause.

First my news about thongs and urinary tract infections ... and now this. I'm going to start charging y'all for free medical advice.


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