“The ramblings and grumblings of author Ad Hudler”

Conspiracy Theory #3866T5
Wednesday, April 13, 2011

...that the Chinese are trying to take over America, and NOT in the way you think. They're doing it through their buffet restaurants, which are everywhere now, from tiny towns to urban neighborhoods. Yep, if you have a Bonanza steakhouse or Denny's that went out of business, chances are very good it's now an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet restaurant with a name like China Palace Buffet.

These things rarely cost more than $7 per person. How can they do it and make money? They can't. You see, the Chinese government is underwriting them so they can succeed in their plot to make us the most obese culture on the planet. And then when we're all rolling around in duck sauce, all fat and happy, they storm in and take us over.

Hey...we've got to blame someone for our obesity problem, right? We can't be responsible for our own actions; that's so 1950s.

Would someone please alert Glen Beck?



1 Comments:

Blogger Michelle M. said...

I'll let Glen know asap!

April 13, 2011 at 9:18 PM  

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