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Why I don't care about Weiner's Weener
Friday, June 17, 2011

Anthony Weiner's photos haven't bothered me in the least. Neither did Bill Clinton's antics in the White House or the Idaho congressman's gay shenanigans in the airport.

Here's why: Men have two heads, the one down there, and the one they think with, up top. Contrary to the complex way that women are wired, men's two heads are not connected in any way. One deals with foreign policy and budgets. The other deals with getting laid. For men, sex is solely an act of physical gratification. True, it's more special when we perform the act with someone we love, but it feels the same with every person, every time. Men's sexuality has nothing to do with their emotions and intellect. Men have high sex drives. It's why they pursue prostitutes and consume porn and have affairs. It doesn't make us bad leaders. It makes us MEN. And it's always been this way with male politicians. Remember the Kennedys? (And that's only one example.) The only difference today is that we have technology that obliterates privacy, so men's adventures in getting their rocks off are made more public. The Europeans have no problems with this stuff. Only we Americans do.


4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"..but it feels the same with every person, every time."

So my husband has been lying to me this whole time?! Ha! I knew it. But I don't care because he's with me now.

You really aren't telling me anything I didn't know already though.

Now, I can't speak for all women but for ME sometimes it's just the act too. Yes, it feels good physically, every single time. Emotions? Pish Posh.

June 17, 2011 at 9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A moral issue? That he lied was the worse. Cornered like a rat. But lets talk about the real moral issues, the lies that got us into Iraq, the ceo of United Health Care taking home billions-leagally while a hard working families can't get insurance for sick kids, mothers die because no insurance! What's a little craziness by a little man that finally has some power (congressional power not the power of his weiner), has to show it off!

June 17, 2011 at 12:26 PM  
Blogger GRLucas said...

That he even felt like he had to lie, just proves your last point. What pisses me off is that douchebag Breitbart got to speak for the moral consciousness of America. Who told him he could do that, and why wasn't there more support for Wiener?

June 18, 2011 at 5:04 PM  
Blogger c.a. Marks said...

Do not drink and blog.

June 18, 2011 at 10:45 PM  

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