“The ramblings and grumblings of author Ad Hudler”

Making the cashier blush
Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Ad at the supermarket yesterday, buying one jar of tahini, one six-pack of diet 7-Up and one lemon:
"I don't need a bag, miss, thank you," I say.
"Are you sure?" she asks.
"Really, I don't need one. I'm like an octopus. I've got multiple appendages."
She looks at me, perplexed.
"They're tucked in all over the place down here," I say, motioning to my shorts.

She blushes and looks downward, smiling.

I instantly realize how this child-like talk has instantly blown up into something naughty-adult.

"I think I'd better stop talking now," I say.


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