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Tuesday, February 19, 2013


Seen at my local car wash ...



Has anyone tried one of these? It reminds me of a home pregnancy test (But are they as accurate?)
And: Is there an adjustment/feature that can tell you when you have bad breath?
 Another invention I need: A voice-sensing device, discretely hidden on my person at parties, that lets me know when I've crossed the line into AssholeLand. Because my wife can't be with me at all times.


2 Comments:

Anonymous Michele Albion said...

I don't know if they work, but I've seen marijuana and pregnancy tests at the dollar store. Seriously. a dollar to see if you're kids been smokin' pot or if you're pregnant? Scary. Maybe you should have a party and test out all three!

February 20, 2013 at 6:09 AM  
Anonymous Levi Montgomery said...

"A voice-sensing device, discretely hidden on my person at parties, that lets me know when I've crossed the line into AssholeLand."

There's your million-dollar smartphone app, right there!

February 20, 2013 at 2:17 PM  

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