“The ramblings and grumblings of author Ad Hudler”

Dear Mr. Hudler: Tell us about yourself. Tell us EVERYTHING.
Tuesday, March 19, 2013

'Got a pink flyer in my newspaper the other day from the Church of Scientology And Celebrity Centre Nashville. Intrigued by the name, I read on:

Are you curious about yourself? Free Personality Test enclosed. Just fill out the questionnaire and send it in. You will receive in person an in-depth, accurate analysis of the results of your test from an expert evaluator, obligation-free.

There are 200 questions on the thing. Some of my favorites:

Do you speak slowly?

Do you browse through railway timetables, directories, or dictionaries just for fun?

Are you a slow eater?

Do you bite your fingernails or chew the end of your pencil?

I'd like to add a few of my own telling questions ... things I tend to ask people when I want to learn the essence of their soul:

1. Do you love or hate the movie Legally Blonde?
2. Do you save your favorite part of the meal for last -- or do you eat it first?
3. Dogs or cats?
4. A cruise or a bicycle tour?
5. Gun owner?
6. Last three books read?

What do y'all consider a revealing question?


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