“The ramblings and grumblings of author Ad Hudler”

A Sneak Peek of my first Nashville book ...
Monday, February 9, 2015

Here's the description of the security guard at the hotel who's breaking up a fight between two bachelorette parties at the pool:

Patrice Runnels was six feet tall, weighing in around 250, with gold-capped front teeth and hair piled up in a malformed beehive, circa 1970s Dolly Parton, with straightened, stiff tendrils that hung down the sides of her cheeks, bracing her face like big parentheses. Her breasts, somewhere between honeydew and small watermelon, were so large, almost surreal, they’d crossed the line from feminine to male, giving an air of muscle and foreboding.


Anonymous Anonymous said...


February 9, 2015 at 12:55 PM  
Blogger Ms. Maggie said...

I am sah excited!!!

September 20, 2015 at 8:06 PM  

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